A German spy landing off the coast of Norfolk, walking into a village and banging on a pub door to ask in perfectly accented English for a glass of hard cider. The publican gave him a drink, made an excuse and went out the back to fetch the local policeman. The only person in Britain who didn’t know you couldn’t get alcohol at nine in the morning would be a German spy.

Drink, Drinking, English, Hard, Knowing, Knowing yourself, Knowledge, Landed, Landing, Local Legends, Perfect, Perfect Loyalty of Heart,