Sixty horses wedged in chimney
The story to fit this sensational headline has not turned up yet.

Dr Strabismus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht has patented a new invention. It is an illuminated trouser-clip for bicyclists who are using main roads at night.

May I hasten to support Mrs McGurgle’s contention that civil servants are human beings, and must be treated as such?

Rush hour: that hour when traffic is almost at a standstill.

A library is a room where the murders take place.

Wagner is the Puccini of music.

To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances.

Economy: cutting down other people’s wages.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, ‘Horses’ should have read ‘Cows’ throughout.

Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.

Not mamy of our old families can boast that a Savile Row tailor calls four times a year at their country estates to measure the scarecrows in the fields for new suits.

It is being said of a certain poet that though he tortures the English language, he has never yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal his meaning.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife’s ear.