George Bernard Shaw
- Country : Ireland
- Profession : Playwright, Critic, Essayist
- DOB: 1856-07-26
George Bernard Shaw (July 26, 1856 – Nov 2, 1950) was an Irish playwright, critic, and essayist renowned for his wit, humor, and contributions to literature and theater. Born in Dublin, Shaw moved to London in 1876, where he pursued a career as a critic and playwright. His works, including “Pygmalion” and “Man and Superman,” explored social issues, class distinctions, and the power of language. Shaw was a prominent figure in the Fabian Society, advocating for social reform and equality. He was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1925. His plays continue to be celebrated for their sharp social commentary and timeless relevance.
The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.
Author: George Bernard ShawNow that we have learned to fly in the air like birds and dive in the sea like fish, only one thing remains – to learn to live on earth like humans.
Author: George Bernard ShawNo diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Author: George Bernard ShawThere is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe test of a man’s or woman’s breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.
Author: George Bernard ShawLife is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.
Author: George Bernard ShawA man who loses his money gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something better.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.
Author: George Bernard ShawA veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.
Author: George Bernard ShawWhat is the use of writing plays, what is the use of writing anything, if there is not a will which finally moulds chaos itself into a race of gods.
Author: George Bernard ShawAn American has no sense of privacy. He does not know what it means. There is no such thing in the country.
Author: George Bernard ShawA day’s work is a day’s work, neither more nor less, and the man who does it needs a day’s sustenance, a night’s repose and due leisure, whether he be painter or ploughman.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe first prison I ever saw had inscribed on it ‘cease to do evil: learn to do well’; but as the inscription was on the outside, the prisoners could not read it.
Author: George Bernard ShawCivilization is a disease produced by the practice of building societies with rotten material.
Author: George Bernard ShawA basis of physical science no more justifies dogmatism than a metaphysical basis does.
Author: George Bernard Shaw[Albert Einstein] is not challenging the fact of science; he is challenging the action of science. Not only is he challenging the action of science, but the action of science has surrendered to his challenge.
Author: George Bernard ShawThere are some men who are considered quite ugly, but who are more remarkable than pretty people. You often see that in artists.
Author: George Bernard ShawFreedom, my good girl, means being able to count on how other people will behave.
Author: George Bernard ShawWe are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
Author: George Bernard ShawMen are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.
Author: George Bernard ShawMartyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
Author: George Bernard ShawTwo things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.
Author: George Bernard ShawI want to be thoroughly used up when I die for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.
Author: George Bernard ShawChess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time.
Author: George Bernard ShawIn an ugly and unhappy world, the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness.
Author: George Bernard ShawI have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.
Author: George Bernard ShawHe knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
Author: George Bernard ShawOur lives are shaped not as much by our experiences as by our expectations.
Author: George Bernard ShawA cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
Author: George Bernard ShawPatriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.  B
Author: George Bernard ShawWhen two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can’t find them, make them.
Author: George Bernard ShawNewspaper: A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization.
Author: George Bernard ShawA Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me, there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.
Author: George Bernard ShawA government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Author: George Bernard ShawIf all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
Author: George Bernard ShawGambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich-something for nothing.
Author: George Bernard ShawAmericans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
Author: George Bernard ShawA doctor’s reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.
Author: George Bernard ShawYesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future, today is a gift – that’s why it’s called the present.
Author: George Bernard ShawAs long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
Author: George Bernard ShawThere is nothing that can be changed more completely than human nature when the job is taken in hand early enough.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
Author: George Bernard ShawNo lie is too fantastic, no slander is too stale … for employment by the more reckless elements of the British press.
Author: George Bernard ShawI can remember no time at which a page of print was not intelligible to me and can only suppose I was born literate.
Author: George Bernard ShawIt’s a woman’s business to get married as soon as possible, and a man’s to keep unmarried as long as he can.
Author: George Bernard ShawMarriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
Author: George Bernard ShawI’d like to kill you, you selfish brute. Why didn’t you leave me where you picked me out of—in the gutter? You thank God it’s all over, and that now you can throw me back again there, do you?
Author: George Bernard ShawThe difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.
Author: George Bernard ShawYou have caused me to lose my temper: a thing that has hardly ever happened to me before.
Author: George Bernard ShawYou are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.
Author: George Bernard ShawHome life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.
Author: George Bernard ShawLife is not meant to be easy my child, but take courage: it can be delightful.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe whole problem with the world is the fools and fanatics are always so sure of themselves, and wiser people are full of doubts.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe goal of an artist is to create the definitive work that cannot be surpassed.
Author: George Bernard ShawWe have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
Author: George Bernard ShawCriminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.
Author: George Bernard ShawDemocracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
Author: George Bernard ShawA fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
Author: George Bernard ShawA lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.
Author: George Bernard ShawDemocracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Author: George Bernard ShawBeauty is all very well at first sight, but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
Author: George Bernard ShawThe worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that’s the essence of inhumanity.
Author: George Bernard ShawWhen a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
Author: George Bernard ShawRevolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny. They have only shifted it to another shoulder.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe great secret is not having bad manners or good manners or any other particular sort of manners, but having the same manner for all human souls; in short, behaving as if you were in heaven, where there are no third-class carriages, and one soul is as good as another.
Author: George Bernard ShawLife does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe liar’s punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe power of accurate observation…is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.
Author: George Bernard ShawYou use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.
Author: George Bernard ShawIf you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Author: George Bernard ShawBoth optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
Author: George Bernard ShawSuccess does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
Author: George Bernard ShawThe reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard ShawYou see things; you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?
Author: George Bernard ShawThere are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart’s desire. The other is to gain it.
Author: George Bernard ShawProgress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
Author: George Bernard ShawA life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Author: George Bernard ShawI learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
Author: George Bernard ShawPeople who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
Author: George Bernard ShawStart with the belief that your life can indeed be changed, and that you have the power to change it.
Author: George Bernard ShawWe don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
Author: George Bernard ShawMy way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
Author: George Bernard Shaw