I don’t have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

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I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man.

My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh.

I do not need drugs to be a genius, do not take a genius to be human, but I need your smile to be happy.

It isn’t the ups and downs that make life difficult; it’s the jerks.

If you’re really truthful with yourself, it’s wonderful guidance.

We must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature, or go insane.

Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.

Imagination means nothing without doing.

Tomorrow, the birds will sing. Be brave. Face life.

To help a friend in need is easy, but giving him your time is not always opportune.

Simplicity is not a simple thing.

I have many problems in my life. But my lips don’t know that. They always smile.

You have to believe in yourself. That’s the secret.

You’ll find that life is still worthwhile if you just smile.

I feel I am privileged to express hope. The hope is this: that we shall have peace throughout the world, that we shall abolish wars and settle all international differences at the conference table, and that we shall abolish all atom and hydrogen bombs before they abolish us. The future of the modern world demands modern thinking. Therefore, let us use the full force of our intelligence instead of obsolete homicidal methods in settling our international differences.

Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise, you may miss the best comedy in this world.

We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity; more than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish… The trouble is you won’t fight. You’ve given in, continually dwelling on sickness and death. But there’s something just as inevitable as death, and that’s life. Life, life, life. Think of all the power that’s in the universe, moving the earth, growing the trees. That’s the same power within you if you only have the courage and the will to use it.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world – not even our troubles.

We no longer need to fear arguments, confrontations, or any kind of problems with ourselves or others. Even stars collide, and out of their crashing new worlds are born.

I don’t believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that I have drawn from my career.

The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.

Perfect love is the most beautiful of all frustrations because it is more than one can express.

As I began to love myself I freed myself of anything that is not good for my health – food, people, things, situations, and everything that drew me down and away from myself. At first, I called this attitude a healthy egoism. Today I know it is Love of Oneself.

Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.

As I began to love myself I quit trying to always be right, and ever since I was wrong less of the time. Today I discovered that is

That’s the trouble with the world. We all despise ourselves.

Life is a play that does not allow testing. So, sing, cry, dance, laugh, and live intensely, before the curtain closes and the piece ends with no applause.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world – not even out of trouble.

myself as much a citizen of America as anybody else and my great love has always been here in this country […] at the same time I don’t feel I am allied to any one particular country. I feel I am a citizen of the world. I feel that when the day comes when we have the barriers down and so forth so people come and go all around the world and be a part of any country, and I have always felt that about citizenship.

We might as well die to go on living like this.

What do you want a meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning.

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain

And in a response to an interrogator from the Immigration and Naturalization Service in 1948, Chaplin said,

As I began to love myself I stopped craving a different life, and I could see that everything that surrounded me was inviting me to grow. Today I call it

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.

I suppose that’s one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.

More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.

I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does not need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it has fulfilled its purpose.

As I began to love myself I found that anguish and emotional suffering are only warning signs that I was living against my own truth. Today, I know, this is

The hate of men will pass, dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish.

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself

The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.

Actors search for rejection. If they don’t get it they reject themselves.

A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure.

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.

Let us strive for the impossible. Remember the great achievements throughout history have been the conquest of what seemed the impossible.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles

We no longer need to fear arguments, confrontations, or any kind of problems with ourselves or others. Even stars collide, and out of their crashing new worlds are born. Today I know ‘That is life’!

The basic essential of a great actor is that he loves himself in acting.

If we hold this thought, work with this thought, and live with this thought, it will generate a spirit that will increase our energy and quicken our drive

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease from pain.

Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference.

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.

Why should poetry have to make sense?

Let us aim for victory in the spring. You in the factories, you in the fields, you in uniforms; you citizens of the world, let us work and fight towards that end. You, official Washington, and you, official London, let us make this our aim – victory in the spring.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can’t help it. It’s the truth.

Let us strive for the impossible. The great achievements throughout history have been the conquest of what seemed impossible.

I had no idea of the character. But the moment I was dressed, the clothes and the make-up made me feel the person he was. I began to know him, and by the time I walked onto the stage, he was fully born.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

Life can be wonderful if you’re not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination and a little dough.

My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody’s pain.

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane, and a derby hat. Everything is a contradiction: the pants are baggy, the coat tight, the hat small, and the shoes large.

You’ll never find a rainbow if you’re looking down

A day without laughter is a day wasted.